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We had late-night kush sesh. The balls are so stoned like victims of mob justice.

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I’ve woken up lightheaded and exhausted, but the balls are happier than yours.

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Morning, we have big plans today, but the balls insist we have to begin with another hour of sleep. These ‘pair of tongs’ will lull me to destitution.

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Morning, it’s a good day to make money, but the balls won’t get out of bed.

Do your balls play?

Morning, we slept well. The balls are playing hide and seek now. It’s a funny game in a limited field. Here’s how they do it. One ball moves up the mound of flesh up the pubis, and the other has to leave the sac to find it. 😂

You should hear the giggles they make when they collide with each other.

Hilarious.

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I woke up with thoughts of loss, but my balls are gaining weight. Yin must Yang.

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It’s cold. My balls have shrunk that I need my glasses to see them.

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Morning, it’s soggy and freezing here, but the balls are warm and jovial.

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Good morning. I’ve woken up motivated and upbeat, and the balls are merrier than yours.

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I’ve just woken up ravenous and sluggish, but the balls are jubilant.