Random Thought

My son, in this life compete with fellow men, don’t ever try to compete with a woman with a pretty face and a big ass, for in the labyrinth of her mons are shortcuts to the finish line

Gone

Don’t celebrate that you give women sleepless nights, don’t be surprised if she found your replacement in her insomnia.

 

 

 

Silence

It was silence that outgrew the cracks in our relationship, eventually we rented an apartment for it. I still pay the rent.

Paradise

Dear Pastor,
Please don’t tell me of a paradise in the sky
when you found yours between my sister’s legs

Greatness Unfarthomed

It’s just so natural
to see the darkness that drags us
since the light we posses is too bright
it may blind us
We need monocles to see
half the greatness we posses

Gay

I am so Gay
No time for haters
Christ himself rode on an ass

Never take it for granted

Dear men, Never take it for granted if a woman loves you, especially if she is the type whose door has got knuckles of hundreds of men bleeding but she chose to open only for you

Dear men

Dear men, The best way to prove that you have grown big balls is to forget that you have them.

Courage and Humility

Humility isn’t weakness, Courage isn’t isn’t defiance. Just blend humility with courage and watch yourself rise to realms unfathomed by common men~George Agak

Dear Men

Dear Men,
NO is just a single syllable
How many times does she have to tell you NO to realize it has no hidden meaning like a parable?